Tweets of the Week - 3/29

A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC accounts, and the list of UFC fighters to keep up with these guys and gals. 
Think He’s Saying ‘Happy Birthday’
Hey @Cowboycerrone welcome to being an old ass man! Enjoy the pains that come with being a thirty something fighter  -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Tim Kennedy’s Mind. Proceed with Caution
Yes I am shopping from bed and YES I am seriously considering buying this genuine leather USA flag fanny pack. pic.twitter.com/57AQ4lX8CK

If I were to have to ride into battle on my fearless steed. I would want it to be a unicorn. -Tim Kennedy ‏

Oh Snap!
Just saw a family of four grab some gas station hot dogs for breakfast. They must be reading @HypeOrDie latest book on nutrition.  -Daniel Downes

Internet 2013: Still Mostly Cats
This had me rolling pic.twitter.com/hgYQxxXpgM -Daron Cruickshank ‏

pic.twitter.com/FzPXRr0I4X  -Julie Kedzie ‏

Good grappling this morning! Reflexes like a cat! pic.twitter.com/rMtP2KbWXi  -Joseph Benavidez

Cat people probz pic.twitter.com/rUis28X2X3  -Daron Cruickshank ‏

Mark Your Chaelendar  
30 - the days left until the fall of your champion and the rise of the DARKSIDE #UFC159 #4/27/13

28 - The IQ of anyone who questions that I'm the baddest man walking around this or any other planet. My coronation awaits. #UFC159 #4/27/13 -Chael Sonnen

Last Call Problems
I askd God to help me find my wallet. 2 min later I get a phone call frm Massage Envy they found my wallet underneath the table I was on.
Note to self: Stop getting undressed so violently. -Danny Castillo ‏

KenFu? KungFlo?
Check out this #tbt pic of me & my brothers circa 1988. I'm dead center. Due to its hilarity, its prob… http://instagram.com/p/XZ9FoGySV5/   -Kenny Florian ‏

Bang vs Thong. Make it Happen, Joe Silva!
Thong keeps smacking his lips like SOB! How do u say STFU in Thai again?! pic.twitter.com/eEoTf7uuRO -Duane Ludwig ‏

One TUF is Not Enough!
TUF Brasil is back with English subtitles - see the premiere, featuring the first 7 elimination bouts, at http://en.tuf.tv/media/tuf-brasil-ep-1  -UFC

Totelly Awthentic
Spelling errors just provide authenticity -Forrest Griffin

Sweet and Tender Hooligan
I may act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn near everyone of them! -John Maguire

Multimedia

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No. 4-ranked welterweight Carlos Condit is coming off an injury and is eager to get back in the mix at 170 pounds. Thiago Alves is coming off a devastating come-from-behind finish in his last fight. They meet in the main event of Fight Night Goiania.
26.05.2015
Go behind the scenes after all the big matchups from UFC 187 and take in the reactions of fighters on both the winning and losing ends. See the jubilation of Daniel Cormier, Chris Weidman, Donald Cerrone and more.
26.05.2015
American Top Team finally got on the board last week and now only trail 100-50 against the Blackzilians. Don't miss episode 6 this Wednesday night on FOX Sports 1 at 10pm/7pm ETPT.
26.05.2015
No. 12 heavyweight contender Matt Mitrione handles business inside the Octagon in 19 seconds by knocking out Phil De Fries in the very first round. Mitrione takes on Ben Rothwell in the co-main event at UFC Fight Night in New Orleans, Louisiana.
26.05.2015