Tweets of the Week - 7/15

A Day in the Life
Agenda for today: floss, make a gypsy cry, tacos, destroy something beautiful, swag to the max, return some video tapes.  -Miguel Angel Torres

You Mean Fighting Mike Russow… Right?
Looks like I've got a reason to quit drinking again. Can't wait.  -Dave Herman

File Under: Awesome
It's official, im gonna fight Matt Mitrione at UFC 137 on October, 29, 2011 at Mandalay Bay, Las Vegas http://twitpic.com/5qc4z1  -Cheick Kongo

Co-Signed
I'm convinced that if everyone was legally allowed to punch someone once a year there would be exponentially fewer jerks.  -Ronda Rousey

Oh Snap! of the Week.
Um no! Mine is clearly Way better! “@mrcruz: @MieshaTate do you and @urijahfaber have the same hair dresser?”  -Miesha Tate

Tito’s back! -Again!
I'm an average man with a monster heart. UFC asked me for my help and I'm here for them. UFC asked me for my help and I'm here for them. Just want to show my true character by stepping up. Lets go!  -Tito Ortiz

Completely eating my words. @titoortiz is GAME & Im very impressed 4 wut its worth. Well done & congrats. Look 4ward 2seeing ur fight  -Matt Mitrione

If You Tweet It, They Will Sign?
The people have spoken @bjpenndotcom, they want to see us scrap, let's give em what they asked for  -Carlos Condit

@CarlosCondit Yup. Let's do it! October 29th  -BJ PENN

The Tao of Kos
HATED ON ALL DAY LONG ---:) LIFE IS GOOD.  -Josh Koscheck

Good Idea.
Today is my mom's 50th birthday. She wanted to me give up fighting, but I think I'll just get her a gift certificate instead.  -Daniel Downes

#TRUTH
People say forest I got to be honest with you.... I stop em right there and say this will go better for both of us if you don't.  -Forrest Griffin