Tweets of the Week - 8/23

A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC accounts, and the list of UFC fighters to keep up with these guys and gals. 
UFC Fight Night: Condit vs Kampmann 2
Putting the final touches on this training camp @elevateabq photo by @willfox http://instagram.com/p/dQla3psMbt/  -Carlos Condit ‏

Fighttime coming up! #UFCFightNight http://youtu.be/oZAfMUH1bfw  @FOXSports1 @ufc  -Martin Kampmann ‏

9 days until PLAY TIME!! http://instagram.com/p/dOD7sbufT0/  -Cowboy Cerrone ‏

Being an MMA analyst would be such a fun job. I love talking about MMA  -Kelvin Gastelum ‏

I'm in Indianapolis now. Great city. #UFC #UFCFightNight27 -Hatsu Hioki ‏

Mitch Killed it on Twitter This Week
You can't run around naked in downtown Portland, things I learn from Cops

Anyone wanna help me bring back raising the roof ?

Truck stop coffee tastes like exhaust and loneliness ... And hazelnut

I don't trust people who dip their pancakes in syrup as opposed to covering their pancakes in said maple syrup #canadianproblems  -Mitch Clarke ‏

Ike Killed it Too
I'm pretty sure that pancakes have helped in a speedy recovery

Back to training UFC

Metamucil, In and Out and the big lebowski!! It's a god damn party at @CubSwanson house  -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

So Did Tim

If you kill a cockroach and toss him in the trash can, you just send him to his own version of heaven.

I am very proud to say that most of my friends would be very difficult to kill.

How about we do me + @sonnench versus @vitorbelfort + @wandfc WWE tag team wrestling mania style. At @ufc Fight For The Troops 3 

Good night and... pic.twitter.com/cDTPPBHOjW  -Tim Kennedy ‏

…And Ike and Tim
 Man @TimKennedyMMA blocked me, think I lost my right to say I'm an American!!! pic.twitter.com/YfdH5GXiLM -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

@IKEVF I didn't even know it was possible to block you. Welcome to having an iPhone and having hands like a monkey. -Tim Kennedy ‏

@IKEVF If it is any consolation I have loved you from the start and will love you till the end. -Tim Kennedy ‏

Conor McGregor Calls Out Everyone –in 2014
Aldo-Safe. Mendes-135er. Lamas-Nobody cares. Cub-OLD. TKZ-Open. Edgar-135er. Siver-OLD. Poirier-PeaHead. Guida-Boring. Lentz-Boring. Koch-?. -Conor McGregor ‏

@CubSwanson hey if you're old now, does that mean we call you "Bear Swanson"? -Julie Kedzie

@julesk_fighter No....I'll always be a Cub at heart -Cub Swanson ‏

When you want to overthrow a king you don't worry about the jester, you go after the person sitting on the thrown.  -Ricardo Lamas

Who?? RT @Solidmemory: @chadmendes Conor McGregor thinks you should be a bantamweight. What u think bout that? YouTube...  -Chad Mendes

@TheNotoriousMMA #noRESPECT  #letmehelp2getcardio4smashhim  -Diego Sanchez

@DiegoSanchezUFC You're the fattest, sloppiest, slowest Martial Artist i've ever laid eyes on. I'd go up to 170 to whoop your fat ass. EASY. -Conor McGregor ‏

@TheNotoriousMMA i have bigger fish to fry like #1rankedlightweight oct 19, be ready when I see you at fight summit it's on leprechaun!!!!! -Diego Sanchez

BREAKING: @danawhite confirms to @FOXSportsLive that McGregor's MRI shows ACL tear, MCL strain & posterior horn meniscal tear. Out ~10mo  -UFCONFOX ‏

You want to challenge me and when I accept you run and cry and say your injured here is #TEAMBRANDAO @TheNotoriousMMA I destroy you bro  -Diego Brandao ‏

I celebrate adversity. Congratulations. Your favourite fighter is safe. For 10 months. #AintNothing I'll do it on my back. EASY!!!!  -Conor McGregor ‏

The Big Issues
#batman http://instagram.com/p/dXbhzgKb6U/  -Joe Lauzon

I for one think Ben Affleck will make a fine Batman and that Bradley Manning should be a free woman. -Joe Rogan ‏

No one on earth thought Heath Ledger would be the best Joker ever......but ya....Ben Afleck is a stretch for #Batman. -Nik Lentz ‏

I like Ben Affleck. Whatever. -Stipe Miocic ‏

Seriously will you guys STFU about Affleck & Batman? Is it really that serious… -Jason High

KenFlo: King of the Zing
One of my favorite quotes  "I just want to be remembered". Forget who said it tho. -Kenny Florian ‏

Forrest Griffin: Life Coach
Lets just drink some wine and talk about our feelings....  -Forrest Griffin ‏

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